Spider-Man 3: Twenty things I learned – and re-learned

  1. Components needed for theater motion-picture survival: caffeine, nicotine and protein.
  2. Three fourths of a smoke, 20 oz of asphalt-flavored gas station java, a tinkle and a bacon/egg/cheese bagel are still enough to outlast an IMAX screening on 3 hours of sleep.
  3. IMAX, without 3D, still leaves you feeling like you’re a smashed insect holding on for mercy on the camera lens.
  4. Bryce Dallas Howard, a natural redhead, is a MUCH hotter blonde than Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde.
  5. Dunst is a smidge hotter as a redhead than Howard, but is still not hotter overall. Continue reading “Spider-Man 3: Twenty things I learned – and re-learned”